According to the standard set by our beloved 39th president, I guess I’m a racist. Funny, I never thought of myself as such. But I disagree with our current president’s socialist agenda, so Jimmy Carter has labeled me a racist. According to the worst president of the last seven or eight decades, anyone who opposes President Obama does so strictly because of the color of his skin.
Thought you were opposed to a health care plan that will cost trillions? WRONG! You’re just a racist. Thought you were against activist judges on the Supreme Court? THINK AGAIN! You just can’t stand the thought of a black man in the White House. Troubled by double digit unemployment and huge government bailouts? LIAR! You wouldn’t mind losing your job if a white man were president.
You can take solace in the fact that you are not alone. Michael Steele, the Chairman of the Republican Party, is obviously a racist. The fact that he is black and Jimmy Carter is white should not confuse you. Steele obviously hates all black… ahem… African Americans because he is opposed to the Benevolent One’s every move. And we all know that there is only one reason that anyone would oppose the Wise and Enlightened Leader.
In fact, President Obama’s approval rating is now at 49%, which means that more than half of all Americans are low down, dirty racist fiends. I only can assume that millions of Americans have been won over to the dark side since the election, because more people disapprove of The Great and Powerful Obama now than last year. In fact, many of the people who now disapprove of his actions voted for Obama just last fall. The KKK must be holding round the clock rallies to win over so many new converts.
Jimmy Carter left office as a punchline. He spent years doing good work with Habitat for Humanity and rebuilding his image. He won a Nobel Prize, for crying out loud! It’s time for him to shut up before he wastes twenty years of goodwill and re-establishes himself as a buffoon. I wonder, can the Nobel committee take back their prize?
